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Yes! Hello, my name is Rob, and I love Christina Milian. This may be evident from the drivel I have written all over this shrine to Christina which I know she would find flattering and not at all weird. Although I am incredibly good looking I have declined to post my photo on the site, purely so that nothing will detract from the amazing woman herself. Yes, that's it. Anyway, this is where the feedback is, so if you want to send me comments, abuse, questions and so forth, then use the form on this page and I'll probably put your message right here along with my reply. If you just want to get hold of me for something then send an email to rob@iloveyouchristinamilian.com. I am quite lazy however, so don't hold your breath or anything. (If you're reading this Christina, I am incredibly good looking, honest! Call me.)


Friday 26th December 2008

erwinkamdem says: i want to see you of of one time in my live so that i can be happy because i never see a woman that having all you bauty i want to give you my email
erwinkamdem@yahoo.fr please i want to have your messenger ok kisssssssss bye

Rob says: I'm not sure what to say to that.

 

Monday 15th December 2008

naorf says: You meet your Christina Milian. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of her collarbones with a crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear – for the rest of your life – sound as if it's performed by the band Alice in Chains. When you hear Creedence Clearwater Revival on the radio, it will sound (to your ears) like it is being played by Alice in Chains. If you see Radiohead live, every one of their tunes will sound like it is being covered by Alice in Chains. When you hear a commercial jingle on TV, it will sound like Alice in Chains; if you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Alice vocalist Layne Staley performing a capella (but it will only sound this way to you). Would you swallow the pill?

Rob says: That's fine, I like Alice In Chains! Dirt was a class album. Plus, with my help she will become rich and successful enough to thwart any bizarre hypothetical threaths by installing wrench-proof collarbones.

 

Wednesday 10th December 2008

angell says: i luv christina millian she can get it!!!

Rob says: Get what?

 

Wednesday 3rd December 2008

Ransom in Nigeria says: When I first saw Christina Milian on the Television, I was like, is there a creation like this? She was so beautiful dat I can never imagine. Christina, I just like to be ur friend. If u want to get in touch wit me here is my e-mail address cuteransom@yahoo.com.

Rob says: I want to be her friend too.

 

Wednesday 3rd December 2008

Ransom says: I love her, she's one of his kind.

Rob says: Whose kind?

 

Saturday 22nd November 2008

pom pom says: i think that she might b too rich and famous for you, some1 in ur own range wld b better

Rob says: I'm just as rich and famous stop trying to steal her!

 

Saturday 22nd November 2008

John says: It's time to move on mate. I wish you all the best

Rob says: That makes no sense - "all the best" doesn't involve me moving on at all! It involves me meeting her, and her realising that she was wasting her time with rich, good-looking, talented, confident alpha males, and that in actual fact she wanted a guy like me instead!

 

Sunday 16th November 2008

KING JdoubleS says: Bitch you stalking you aint gettin no boot from nobody i should c**k block the s**t out you and only baby girl deserves nothing but the roughest sweetest definatelty wants a rock slanging nigga. you might be good for getting that email for her but the possibilities for either of us is slim. she'd come at me like ima a man whore and at you like some type of God of Screens. ratio status it's 0:0 and im both of them and you'll be neither. the sites pretty f***ing awsome and you threw the baddest pic's up

Rob says: Haha well I'll say hello for you when I meet her, which will be soon (I just know it!)... also watch this space for more pics & a whole new look for the site, coming soon!

 

Sunday 16th November 2008

savannah says: im a fan so i would like it to chat

Rob says: I would like it too - keep an eye out for the new-look website being launched on Jan 1st! It's gonna rock (and be late, probably)

 

Friday 14th November 2008

:D says: 1234567890-qwertyuiop[sdfghjklsccdsjlfkvv.

Rob says: Exactly.

 

Tuesday 11th November 2008

Clive says: Its time to give it up mate!
You are too good for her.

Rob says: I really am!

 

Friday 3rd October 2008

the judge says: keep on dreamin....

Rob says: I will... but she'll still be there when I wake up. What with the whole being married thing.

(I wonder if I can be sued for saying things like that all the time?)

 

Monday 22nd September 2008

ChristinaMilian says: waw cool site!.. i think christina milian is amazingly beautiful also!.. you heard her new song that was leaked onto youtube one kiss? its amazing im addicted to it xD.. i cant wait for her new album!! its gonna be amazing!!!

Rob says: Well of course, I mean, I helped her write the whole thing from the studio room we have in our massive mansion, what with me being married to her & everything.... (aren't I...?)

 

Wednesday 30th July 2008

Jane Hollanda says: Hey Rob i think youre cool :)

Rob says: Haha well I know I'm cool... and so does Chris (as I call her now we're married)

 

Sunday 27th July 2008

Boris says: Hey Rob cool site, Im in love with her to, my heart almost jumped out of my chest as I saw her the first time in Wannabes and that changed my life completly. I was a loser but now I work for Airbus in Hamburg and getting my body in shape to become a pro athlet and then I come and get her before you do. I guess we have to make a race!

Rob says: Whatever you want mate, but I don't have to work out cos we're pretty much married already. She doesn't know this yet but it's only a matter of time

 

Wednesday 16th July 2008

tim101 says: wow this is one cool site! I did the maths and its true. perfect indeed! my hat's off to ya for the site, she must like it more than being given flowers or champagne or a car. the boring stuff normal people do! Good news too about her latest film, now you won't need extra work. lucky man!

Rob says: Normal people??

 

Friday 11th July 2008

tyran says: christina you is fine and sexy you have pretty pumpkin pie eyes nice long hair big smooth lips i love new jersey and new york city girl you is fine love don't cost a thing i'm your number one fan i don't love you cause you fine but because you is a sexy fine black trong women and hope and can't wait en tell you get this note you will be in my heart in dreams you is smart to love you bye

Rob says: Seen mate, seen. Let's not forget she's marrying me tho eh

 

Tuesday 1st July 2008

HMJ says: Ab fab site dude!!!!! Chrissy M is da bomb.

Rob says: Thanks bubs! She da bomb, fo shizzle

 

Tuesday 15th April 2008

dedapson says: i love u

Rob says: I love you too

 

Wednesday 9th April 2008

andrea says: tomake ilove batista

Rob says: What?

 

Saturday 29th March 2008

Roxy says: I hope you realise that once the two of you are married, you're going to have to support her. She hasn't sold a single in years.

Rob says: Well she's focusing on her movie career right now... so yes, I'll have to support her. Maybe I'll have to go back to the early-morning cleaning but it'll be worth it. Marriage is all about compromise and unfulfilling work.

 

Thursday 27th March 2008

vasile says: esti o mare vagaboanta

Rob says: Oi! It so happens that I have a Romanian friend. You meanie.

 

Monday 24th March 2008

Kevin Montgomery says: naw u dont want 2 go get shot its 2 damn painful i never felt so much pain in my life but Im tryin 2 see if its goin 2 work

Rob says: There's always the pain of waiting for Christina's call... knowing she's not coming back... well good luck, maybe you'll succeed where I have failed

 

Saturday 15th March 2008

Paul says: Its not the wrong site? I need to mend my massively broken heart, will it ever heal? I miss her every day, why doesn't she love me? I love you baby please come back I love you so much. There is literally an icebox where my heart used to be, literally. It looks really weird.

Rob says: No, it will never heal. Because there's an ICEBOX THERE. This is probably why she left.

 

Friday 14th March 2008

Kevin Montgomery says: I'll try 2 do that but right mysorceis failin but I'll talk 2 her soon enough cauz I'm a be healin 4 quite a while I can't even talk 4 real though it kinda sounds like I'm whisperin but it'll heal yeah 3 times IN THE CHEST the doctors said I'm lucky 2 be livin they said they're surprised a bullet didn't didn't hit my lungs some crazy shit huh ? but me bein shot could probally get some sympathy from Christina we'll see what happens

Rob says: Yeah tell her you've been shot! Use the Florence Nightingale effect and get her to look after you & everything! I think I might go & get shot too...

 

Thursday 13th March 2008

Kevin Montgomery says: Yo watz good ya'll it'z been a minute since I said something becauz well becauz I was shot the other day 3 times in the chest so you'll be hearin alot from me while I heal and becauz of this my getting famous is being held on hold but I have ways 2 talk 2 Christina so I'm gonna see what I can do 2 talk 2 her and I'll tell her 2 comment towards you

Rob says: 3 times? You'll be like 50 Cent! Get Christina to visit you... do a duet & then get her to call me

 

Tuesday 11th March 2008

Q says: yo i heard dat she already broke up wit Dre long time ago

Rob says: Well of course she did, right after she met me!

 

Sunday 9th March 2008

The Truth. says: As much as you may be obessed with Christina Milian truth is that you don't know her, all you really can do is jerk off to images of her, fantazie about how perfect life would be with her. But sadly she is taken by a rapper named Dre, they could be getting engaged sometime soon. Sorry to crush your little dream but the I don't think she'd break up with Dre for you.

Rob says: You don't *THINK* she'd break up with Dre for me... you can't say with any certainty. Plus I'm under no illusions, I know life with her wouldn't be perfect. But I'd make it work. She's worth it. And I'm better looking than Dre.

 

Saturday 8th March 2008

Paul says: Every day I miss her, just a few hours with her was worth every day of pain and misery since.

I.... oh sorry wrong site, oops (embarrassed)

Rob says: No... no it wasn't the wrong site.

 

Saturday 8th March 2008

sammy 2 says: you are sycotic u need to get out more

Rob says: I'll get out more when I'm MARRIED TO CHRISTINA MILIAN. Which will be soon. This spring.

 

Friday 7th March 2008

over9000 says: If you were ever to meet this Christina girl, is there any personality trait or habit that if she owned, would make you fall out of love for her? Like, being one of those people who honks at you when you stop at the crosswalk to let pedestrians cross the street. Or who wears socks with sandals.

Rob says: Not one... well maybe the sock/sandal thing. But otherwise, no. Unless she had one of those laughs, like where they snort a bit like a pig, and the first couple of times you tell yourself it's endearing, but then after five more minutes you're begging, literally begging, for death's sweet oblivion. Maybe that. But I don't think she does.

 

Thursday 6th March 2008

HES 3000 says: LOL Why Would She Want To Put A Restraining Order On The Man Of Her Dreams ME HAHA !!!! Anyways To The Comment Made By Hectic001 Christina's Not A Bitch She's From From It She's An Angel And This Is A Great Website It's For The Goddess Known As Christina Milian The Definition Of PERFECTION !!!! Just Ask Rob HEHE :) Hey Rob You Can Be My Best Man In Me & Christina's Wedding If You'd Like To =)

Rob says: Aw that'd be great! Wait no, I mean, she's gonna marry ME! Well at least we agree on the flawless angel / goddess thing.

 

Sunday 2nd March 2008

hectic001 says: I think you're a lunatics. creating a website and fantasizing about this bitch you'll never meet. get a life robo.

Rob says: She's not a bitch!

 

Saturday 1st March 2008

Dani Babi says: Do Yu Kno All Her Songz???

Rob says: Every single one she has ever made, EVER! Well, most of them. Actually I don't know any of them.

 

Friday 29th February 2008

HES 3000 says: I'M BACK !!!!! I See You're Still Hallucinating That You & My Christina Milian Will Be Getting Married. She's Mines Bro Just Face It Maybe I'll Let You Meet Her After I Marry Her Then You Can Get An Autograph & A Picture LOL

Rob says: Oh yes it's you... "lurking in the shadows"... The wedding date's set, you're not invited, and she's gone out this afternoon to see about a restraining order against EVERYONE ON HERE WHO ISN'T ME

 

Friday 29th February 2008

Kevin Montgomery says: Hey I'm back I know its been a while but tryin 2 get famous is hard I mean I'm gettin real big in St.Louis (my home and birthplace)in matter of time I'll be one of the best rappers in the world and when that comes I'll be with Christina sorry hommies but it's the truth so I would give up if I was ya'll real talk but I'll be nice and tell her that ya'll said hi 3700 block I'm representin' aight holla B's up C's down

Rob says: Yes. She might already be married by then though!

 

Wednesday 27th February 2008

Q says: after her before I do

Rob says: Ah right. Well that's cleared that up then

 

Sunday 24th February 2008

Q says: yo rob ur time is running out u betta go before I cum 4 her

Rob says: Go where?

 

Thursday 14th February 2008

Clive says: Joyous laughter and probably some tears of happiness too!

Rob says: Yes those streaming tears and hollow sobs will be those of sheer joy!

 

Thursday 14th February 2008

Q says: happy Vday Christina Milian

Rob says: Hooray! She's gonna call any minute now, I just know it...

 

Wednesday 13th February 2008

Q says: Wat if she doesnt jus dont give up so easy she is a dime son but its goin 2 b hard rob i will pray 4 u playa

Rob says: I need all the help I can get

 

Tuesday 12th February 2008

Clive says: Rob,
Seems like you could be a perfect match for Christina.
Your sense of humour alone should easily be enough to win her over, but imagine this scenario.....
You meet, spend time but she doesnt laugh. Then what?
Doesnt sound like a good recipe for marriage? You must find out urgently.
My advice - Drop everything until you have done this.

Rob says: She will laugh. Especially when I ask her to marry me!

 

Saturday 9th February 2008

Clive says: Ive never heard of Christina Milian til now.
Friendly advice - Why not try and meet and get to know her?
You may find she is not the person you think she is.
Go for it or forget her and get on with your life.

Rob says: That's some life-changing words. I feel so stupid!

 

Wednesday 6th February 2008

Darley Danny says: Me and cristina had a thing once, I spent an hour and a half talking to her in a bar in Hollywood, she was waiting for her brother before she realised she was in the wrong place and I took her into some underground tunnels as a shortcut to the bar she was supposed to be at and she woke up 3 hours later and she went to the hosptital. But I was the doctor at the hospital though, and she recognised me and screamed.

Rob says: She doesn't have a brother

 

Sunday 3rd February 2008

Pete says: I think you should put a photo of your incredibly good looking face up on here. Does anyone agree? Holler!!

If you havent got one just use your drivers license photo or something.....

Rob says: I don't need to put my beautiful face up here, Christina knows I'm gorgeous and that's all that matters. I'm not as pretty as she is, but I'm close

 

Thursday 31st January 2008

timmy says: smokin'

Rob says: Nah I quit last month

 

Thursday 31st January 2008

Kevin Montgomery says: yo watz up I'm back and whatz up with all deez crazy ppl up on this page dey be straight trippin like September 26 who cares if your Bday is the same as Christina's you ain't with her so that don't matter and that other dude that said is waitin in the shawdows that is some crazy s**t real talk man keep off the site if you gonna talk creepy and all yall catz is trippin cauz she gonna be goin wit me I got my record deal and soon 2 be famous cauz my flow as in rappin flowin is hard and I'll soon be as big and famous as my boy Lil Wayne and then I'll be able to fraternize (just learned the word in school) with Christina and she'll become my boo and then my wife

Rob says: Nice one, say hi to Christina for me!

 

Wednesday 30th January 2008

janet says: Datz really nice of you but its a bit weird.I am sure ur a nice guy but CHILL!!!!!

Rob says: There'll be time to chill when we're married!

 

Tuesday 29th January 2008

Pete says: Fancy a cuppa I'm makin one?

Rob says: Yer sure, ta

 

Wednesday 23rd January 2008

September 26 says: Don't be mad because i share a bithday with Christina and u don't and may be u should put the day she was born in her bio that's if your a true fan of Christina your so called lover. don't hate our birthdays because you can't share it with us.

Rob says: It's true, I hate your birthdays. I want them BOTH! (I updated the bio page btw, hope you're both happy now)

 

Wednesday 23rd January 2008

HES 3000 says: Trust Me I Have A Chance Where There's A Will There's A Way. I'll Crash This So Called Wedding Of Yours And Be Her Prince Charming And Sweep Her Off Her Feet And Come To Her Rescue. You Can't Get Rid Of Me I'm Lurking In The Shadows Plotting My Next Move I'm Here To Stay My Friend =) She Wants Me Man =P

Rob says: Oh really, she wants the guy who's lurking in the shadows & plotting his next move? If you say so... Oh yeah, and she's already found her Prince Charming, she don't need "rescuing" ahaha!

 

Tuesday 22nd January 2008

HES 3000 says: I See I Have Some Serious Competition In You Rob But I Hate To Tell You That Christina Will Be Mines But May The Best Man Win. I Think Competition Brings The Best Out In Me And I Must Win This Competition. SHE WILL BE MINES HAHA !!!!

Rob says: Hey this isn't some crazy Nietzchean Ubermensch Darwinist "competition", we're already engaged! You got no chance, the wedding date is set, the band is booked, I am, as they say, "da man"

 

Tuesday 22nd January 2008

September 26 says: Hey just wanted to let you know that me and christina share the same birthdays which I think is Cool. So tell me what do u think about that and NO I Am NOT LYING TO YOU I WAS BORN IN SEPTEMBER ON THE 26 DAY LIKE Christina Milian.

Rob says: You must have made it up, that's just IMPOSSIBLE

 

Tuesday 22nd January 2008

Kevin Montgomery says: so you don't go to parties or nuttin you just chill at the computer mane I be goin out havin me some fun

Rob says: I stop at home 24/7, never sleeping, just waiting for Christina to email back...

 

Monday 21st January 2008

Kevin Montgomery says: Yeah it's me again I got one question do you date another other girls while U're waiting 4 her I mean i gots a girl now but I still love her ya know it might not sound like it make since but it does 2 me aight holla back

Rob says: Nah I'm a computer geek and have never had a girlfriend (Christina: if you're reading this it's because I'm waiting for you, not because I can't get one)

 

Thursday 17th January 2008

nas says: i love u so much my lil pie cake

and u best no how to do cpr cos ur takeing my breaTH AWAY

AND I NO U GO OUT WID SOME1

AND YET I STILL LOVE U

U ARE MY PIE CAKE AND I WANT TO PLAY WITH UR FACE ALL DAY

I NO WERE U LIVE SO DONT TRY RUN AWAY

I EMAIL U BUT I DONT GET ANY BACK

I THINK II'S COS UR MAN DONT LIKE ME AND HE GETS RID OF THEM BEFOR U CAN READ THEM

OOO HOW I LOVE U

NO SCRIBLE BACK

Rob says: (Wipes a tear away) You have just articulated what is in all of our hearts!

 

Tuesday 15th January 2008

Kevin Montgomery says: Yo watz up its been a minute since I said anything I have been 2 busy doing boxing but messed up about her datin Dr. Dre huh but it'll pass and she'll be single again one ? How do you plan on meeting her

Rob says: Hmm, well, I haven't actually made any plans to meet her at all... Um... ah never mind.

 

Sunday 13th January 2008

hank says: um in your proof, you didn't take into the account that her smile obscures her face. So those numbers are correct with a smile, but not her natural face. Sorry

Rob says: You, sir, are a freak. The golden ratio is clearly unaffected by her smiling, as for the golden angle... well, ok, that's kinda massively dependent on her smiling. Still, I don't care

 

Sunday 6th January 2008

Christina Milian says: Hey asshole, give me back my panties.

I'm calling the cops next time!

Rob says: Hmmm, I'm not convinced it's really you... after all you gave me those panties

 

Tuesday 25th December 2007

carlos says: i thik you should stop talking about christina milian i think she finds it desturbing

Rob says: She loves it

 

Tuesday 25th December 2007

carlos rivera says: i think your the most beautiful girl ihave ever seen im 16 years old and when i grow up i want to be a football player and a actor and i want to see you and single if iwas older i would of went to you your anice person.i have a lot of talents like drawing playing football. if i was your man i would protect you with my life.i make a's and b's in school i'm a ab honor roll student.i live at north carolina charlotte.
i'm 5'11 191 lbs. and when i get older ii'm going to university of north carolina.my favorite show is naruto its a cartoon.i work out alot i have to stay in shape.i'm going to have a manison and 4 cars and 2 motorcycles and alot more stuff.i'm handsome charming patient nice i would never let you clean the house because thats what a man should be doing for a women.and i'm on the varsity football team. hopefully i can tell alot about my self but i want to see you.from juan carlos rivera jr.and i hope you have a merry chrimas.christina milian

Rob says: There you go Christina, free housework! (Carlos: I hope you don't mind me taking your home address off this frighteningly public website)

 

Monday 24th December 2007

Kevin Montgomery says: from what I know she is dating Dre A.K.A Dr. Dre I'm pretty sure U know who he is cauz she dated him be4 just lettin U know

Rob says: Yup, it's all here folks: http://www.sohh.com/articles/article.php/9163
How dare she!

 

Saturday 22nd December 2007

Kevin Montgomery says: Oh yeah how do U make ur own website?

Rob says: Unfortunately, I was only able to make this because I spent a year learning HTML, CSS, PHP and MySQL... there are probably easier ways tho.

 

Friday 21st December 2007

Mouse says: mmmmmmmmm, du er nydlig

Rob says: Yeah I am... oh wait you mean her

 

Wednesday 19th December 2007

Kevin Montgomery says: That other 1 wasn't suppose 2 be sent cauz I wasn't finished, what I was sayin was I thought U would keep up with Ur want 2 be wife (fantasy)so U should be the eexpert hommie Y ain't U throw them otherones I wrote typed whatever on the thing oh yeah If U want some good photos lots of them of her go 2 christina-millian.ws then click on photos did U check out that other pic if U did crazy huh it surprised me but these other photos ain't like that 1

Rob says: Woo nice photos. I don't always post every message, otherwise the page would get really long! Yeah maybe I should steal some magazines, I haven't heard a thing about her for ages. We don't hear much about her in the UK... which is why she should come over to my house!

 

Wednesday 19th December 2007

Kevin Montgomery says: I've been to damn busy to steal any magazines so I thought U would keep up with her

 

Tuesday 18th December 2007

Kevin Montgomery says: Have U heard anything new about Christina?

Rob says: Hey you're the expert! No I haven't, although our wedding is tentatively scheduled for the spring.

 

Saturday 15th December 2007

Kevin Montgomery says: Aight I'm back after I read all the comments and everybody says U sound smart and everything but you said U couldn't afford a good education and then U said U had all that money man is U lyin real talk man Gurls be sayin I ain't smart but they love me cauz of my personality and my firre lookz (firre is slang term 4 excelent) I look hella good and gurls love me I just got good game ya know I be messin gurls constantly cauz gurls just can't stop lovin me every where I go real talk but if I could I would be with Christina but I have 2 wait until its possible 2 even talk 2 her ya know aight got 2 go holla

Rob says: Glad to hear you're so hot. Actually I never got educated past school (true story!) I know I said I have exactly $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 to the penny, but oddly enough I don't really. Sorry folks! (And isn't Kevin Montgomery a country & western guy?)

 

Saturday 15th December 2007

Kevin Montgomery says: Yeah I'm back but I'm here to say you answered in a real way meanin you was real with yo answer and I respect that. Its just I know some things about her that you don't I read magazines like King mag, XXL mag,Hip-Hop weekly mag and Vibe mag I don't have the money to buy them so I steal them or borrow them from a hommie just in case U go 2 ask how do I afford them. Well just back 2 what I was sayin U read them U get more info trust me I keep up with that stuff and no when I said not a good education I meant not a good education and then what made it worse I got kicked out of normal school and sent 2 a SSD school cauz I use 2 fight at school all the time and then what made it even more badder was I was arrested 3 times and I've been home 4 two months 4 the fist time in 3 years if you want 2 know the history just ask and I won't get all into it if U don't want me 2 but I'm consider as just another gangsta on the streets but enough of my history 4 right now all I'm tryin 2 say is I don't know that type of math but I do get what U sayin and the stuff about the magazines and stuff is just proof that I actually got feelings 4 her cauz I know more about her actual personality and U ain't got 2 answer this but how old is U?

Rob says: Sorry to hear about the criminal past but hey, keep swiping the magazines & you'll probably get to meet her someday! She won't be able to resist someone that devoted. I don't like giving my age away normally, but being as you shared so much of your unbelievable past... I'm 28! That's right folks you heard it here first

 

Friday 14th December 2007

Kevin Montgomery says: Aight look you got 2 realize other people like me got some major feelings 4 her 2 but something I realized all U talked about on this website is her beautiful body tell me what do U love about her and don't say everything I want a list U can do that and I might believe U actually care about her and not her body I love Christina 4 who she is not just 4 her fine sexy body and stop showin off bein smart man my family is too damn poor 2 give a good education 2 me I just wanted 2 show I got real feelings 4 Christina! If you read this Christina and want 2 comment 2 me my email address is lilkevn314@aol.com and if anybody else wants to comment towards me feel free to email me 2

Rob says: Hey I never mentioned her body, only her face! I know it's annoying when people rate someone purely on looks but all we ever see of the real her is her movies and interviews, so I guess none of us will ever know her anywhere near well enough to claim being in love with her until I get married to her. Anyway I never had a great education either, you don't need one to grossly misapply mathematics like I did!

 

Tuesday 11th December 2007

FreeStoring says: hay!!
good project :)
senks :)

Rob says: Woohoo, senks to you too!

 

Tuesday 4th December 2007

Eni says: Eh, whatever you all say, if she's a fake or not, the real Christina would know how to spell "I'm" anyway, lol, wanted to comment, thanks for the fibinacci beauty thing, i was wondering how it was. :D Awesome job describing it, and great site. :)

Rob says: Why thank you, however the mathematics are a rudimentary interpretation of the golden ratio & golden angle, I didn't want to bring Fibonacci into it because that would be silly

 

Wednesday 28th November 2007

Christina Milian says: I just want to say thankyou for the page and I appreciate the love. Hopefully i'll mee you at one of my performances some day!!

Love Christina M.

Rob says: Wow if it's really you then I'd literally blow up with amazement... surely after seeing this site the real Christina would be too scared to meet me in real life! The only way to prove it is to come over to my house (either that or a backstage pass to your next UK gig)

 

Monday 12th November 2007

noedel says: I"M YOUR BIG FAN CHRISTINA !!!!
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KISS FROM HOLLANDD AMERSFOORRT .. ONE LOVE !!!

 

Sunday 11th November 2007

Malcolm J says: you r so whack and i bet you're ugly. I bet you seat there and look at yourself in the mirror allday, beat your little meat to yourself, and then go and day-dream about her. grow up... oh yeah... our wedding is in july

Rob says: Well Malcolm, congrats on the wedding... to your MOM! Yeah, I need to grow up, you can't even spell "sit"

 

Thursday 1st November 2007

mary says: Christina was not born in Cuba therefore she not cuban.

Rob says: OK so to my knowledge she is not a Cuban citizen, but she is Cuban in the genetic sense, JEEZ (please no arguments about what constitutes true Cuban genetics folks!)

 

Friday 26th October 2007

bear says: Yow awesome site man. I wish i had thought of it first. She is past perfect...No faults, true beauty. Don't be too heartbroken when she marries me ight? I will let her know to leave you a comment...

Rob says: Thanks for the sentiments but I just can't agree with the whole not-marrying-me thing, I mean, how can she not marry me?

 

Monday 15th October 2007

Joey says: nice work with the website my man christina is sssssssooooooooooooooooo...........HOT!!!

 

Saturday 13th October 2007

Julia says: Your site is good!
I also love Christina Milian !
I love the song: Kim Posebol

Rob says: I believe it's spelled "possible"... but don't let that put you off

 

Monday 8th October 2007

MASRAT says: CRISTINA MILIAN
A LOVE YOU1!!!!

 

Friday 5th October 2007

Tara says: Mate whatttt the hell?
ILOVECHRISTINAMILIAN.COM
You Gormless Person..
Honest ive never seen anythin like it!
Shes pretty but theres no need to make a websyte about it!! Hahahahaaa

Rob says: Hee hee... seriously, who's gormless here

 

Friday 5th October 2007

Danielle says: Well How Will I See U? And How Old Are U Any Way N How Old Is CHristina M????? I Always Wonderd Dat

Rob says: Christina's birthday is on the bio page, she's 26... but I don't know how to add people in MySpace because I never use it! And after telling everyone I'm gorgeous I am now too embarrassed to give out my profile name here so if you want to see it you'll have to email me proper on the address up there and I'll reply.

 

Thursday 4th October 2007

lala says: you ppl r crazy!!!!!!!!

Rob says: Your mom's crazy

 

Wednesday 3rd October 2007

Danielle says: I Am A Big Fan Of Christina Milian But u Sound Smart And From What Ive Read U Said U Are GORGEOUS So Heres My Myspace Email. Ur Probably Too Old 4 Me But Its Ku Heres My Email ***********@***.***

((4 Myspace)) But Any Way My Name Is Danielle.

Rob, Ur Website Is Awsome Im Not A Lesbian Haha But I Love Christina Milian She Is So Beautiful Hope u Write Back!

Rob says: Um, well, here's the thing... I keep going on about how I'm gorgeous but, well, um... ok well you'll see once you see my MySpace profile

 

Saturday 22nd September 2007

Bermea says: hey Rob wats up man christina is f'in hott no joke i think ne one would pick her over $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 if they dont they r total assmonkeys b/c i would pick her over ne thing!!!! on my heart well hit me back at: http://www.myspace.com/lilbermea101

Rob says: Too true, although I already have that much money. Exactly, to the penny, no more and no less... bizarrely. Anyway, she is the hottest and I can't believe anyone would disagree! Blasphemy!

 

Wednesday 19th September 2007

jess says: You sad sad f*****s, arguing over women who wudnt give u a second look! Haha!

Rob says: She wouldn't have to cos I'm so GORGEOUS she wouldn't be able to take her eyes off me, AHAHA!

 

Saturday 15th September 2007

alex says: rob do you have myspace so dat i can add you and lemme tell u i am a big c milian fan i love her soooo much

Rob says: I'm on MySpace but never log in anymore. I don't want to announce my account on here so if anyone really wants to add me then you'll have to send me your email address... (it's because I'm too gorgeous)

 

Tuesday 11th September 2007

Phidas says: I like your use of mathematics but your choice of images is weak. Both photographs show Christina's face at an angle to the viewer, this would have the effect of distorting the angles you are trying to measure. Also the placing of your Golden Rectangle is too arbitrary for you to draw any real conclusions from the resultant measurements - and why are the eyebrows so important?

Rob says: Don't listen to him folks, sometimes faith must carry us when science would shoot us down! The angles are slight, and the rectangle isn't arbitrary - it starts at her hairline and ends at her chin, encompassing her entire face. The brow divides the actual face from the forehead, and using this as a dividing line to match the golden rectangle as a measure of beauty was an actual REAL LIFE scientific theory! Possibly disproved since, but still!

 

Saturday 8th September 2007

Ola says: Uwielbiam Christine milian ona jest po prostu SUPERRRRRRR

Rob says: Exactly

 

Friday 7th September 2007

Stella says: Dear Bob,

You're probably really ugly but I don't care - you seem very smart, and your wit and good grammar turns me on.. Oh baby. I'll be dreaming about you tonight.

Rob says: Why Stella, as I have stated, I am incredibly good looking! There's actually a photo of me on MySpace but I ain't tellin you where, HAHAHA! Also, thanks for the mixed compliment. I found it quite arousing

 

Wednesday 5th September 2007

jacob says: o my ****in god u r da finest thing on this earth nmarry me please

Rob says: Yeah bro it's all true, but what's with all the sudden marrying talk from everyone? She's going to marry me.... mmmmm.... yes.

 

Thursday 30th August 2007

Vikram says: She is soo hot!!! Marry Me

Rob says: Welcome to the brotherhood of Milian! Indeed she is the most marryable woman on the planet... although I was kinda hoping she'd marry me...

 

Monday 27th August 2007

ahmed idris says: i love you christina milian

Rob says: Oh right... you love her... erm, good!

 

Monday 27th August 2007

ahmed idris says: you ar vre buteful ilov youe

Rob says: Why thank you!

 

Monday 20th August 2007

Michael says: Christina Milian Is So Fine...

 

Thursday 16th August 2007

Robert says: Hey! Cool site=). I love & im also in love with christina milian 2:) . If her too fine self doesn't end up with me, than i hope she ends up with u especially if your 4 real. May god help u out. Lil rob

Rob says: Thanks for the support bro! You see people, I'm not the only one! Hope this "God" character helps me out soon...

 

Wednesday 15th August 2007

LOL says: you call that proof?
2 pictures?? poor... very poor..

Rob says: Your mom's poor! They're DIAGRAMS not just pictures you oaf! Her face remains the same shape at all times

 

Wednesday 18th July 2007

You won't be able to pronounce it says: I'm a stranger, yet increasingly concerned for you.

Christina Millian does not exist, nor does Salma Hayek (sorry guys).

Sorry.

Rob says: Sorry?! What have you done to her?

 

Monday 16th July 2007

Millian FaN says: She is cute aswell as sexy aswell as fit aswell as beautiful, everything a woman must have she has. I am a woman myself and I am not gay but I love to look like her.

Rob says: This is awesome, she IS the ideal woman! I'm not gay either and I'D love to look like her! Mmmm... I'd never leave the house...

 

Saturday 14th July 2007

MILLIAN LOVER says: SHE IS TRUELY THE MST BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob says: Finally, someone who agrees! Such educated opinion cannot be ignored, it's all in the maths folks

 

Sunday 17th June 2007

bb says: The general concensus is that yes, Christina Milian is mildly attractive, however, it is a widely known fact that He is incomparable to Chow Yun Fat, if Chow Yun Fat was more Asian and more female.

Also, it is worth mentioning our friend, Dr. Love, who by all rights would be the 'hottest' chick around if he were more female, but not necessarily more Asian.

While dealing with the subject of 'hottness', it may be worthwhile also examining our horsey-faced friend, Alanis Morissette, who looks like a pure-bred combination of Cousin It, Mr. Ed and Marilyn Manson. All very attractive in our esteemed opinion(s).

On an Asian note (pardon the pun!), perhaps our dear friend Lucy Lui would be appalled to hear of the controversy surrounding the angular-ness of Christina Milian's face, as if hers were examined, I do believe that He would win out on a 180 degree twist of fate.

For more of our educated opinions, watch this space.

Much ruv,
b&b.

Rob says: I'm not sure I understand what's going on

 

Tuesday 23rd January 2007

Ted says: Hi, I'm a bit bemused by your total obsession with this girl. Yes she is pretty but she isn't good looking enough to warrant that sort of attention, you muppet. I mean, what about that nose? That flat face? She's an 8 tops, no way is she a 10 as you claim er, elsewhere.

Rob says: WRONG!! Uh... yes. That's it.

 

Friday 5th January 2007

chrissy m says: mmmmmmm you sound nice wanna meet

Rob says: Why yes, yes I do and... wait a minute, how do I know you're the real Christina Milian? I'm not gonna be taken in again... I'm still paying off debts from the last time

 

Monday 4th December 2006

Cristina Scabbia says: Well i would but you did this site about HER not me. That's right. But you could change it.....

Rob says: Maybe... maybe I should... no... no, what am I saying. It's Christina Milian, it always has been and it always will be. It doesn't matter who she goes out with or ends up with, as long as she's happy... and as long as I get invited to the wedding, I'll be right annoyed otherwise

 

Wednesday 29th November 2006

Cristina Scabbia says: Ahem, that bloke is right, it's me i'm the most beautiful. Mamma mia!

Rob says: Will you go out with me? I hear Christina Milian might have a boyfriend and I'm heartbroken and on the rebound

 

Saturday 7th October 2006

Peter Davies says: Don't know who that guy is, but you're both wrong, its AMY SMART thats the best looking woman in the world, AMY SMART. Or Cristina Scabbia from the little known metal band Lacuna Coil. Either way, its not Claire Danes OR Cristina Milian, its one of the above mentioned "hotties". Thank you for your attention.

Rob says: Well I can sort of understand Cristina Scabbia as she is stunningly beautiful, but Amy Smart has nothing on Milian... not that your arguments hold any weight anyway, it's all been scientifically proven.

 

Saturday 30th September 2006

Deter Pavies says: Just because Claire Danes is my biological father, does not mean I can't find her attractive. Who the HELL are you to judge ME??

 

Friday 29th September 2006

Deter Pavies says: You a**e. You total a**e! CLAIRE DANES is the best looking woman in the world, especially in that film called "Igby Goes Down" (but not so much in Terminator 3). Ask anyone and they will say the same, even if you ask Cristina Milian. Now if I were you i'd rename the site iloveyouclairedanes.com, and post pictures of Claire Danes instead.

Rob says: How about you set up your own fan site - clairedanesismydad.com or, like, clairedaneshasabigweirdjaw.com before you pick on mine! Enough of this nonsense!

 

Wednesday 27th September 2006

Barry says: You're gay - face it!

Rob says: I've just set up a whole website about the woman I love and you think I'M gay?! What have you done lately? (Besides sleep with a man)

 


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